Humour
A new chai hotel around the block, hai mar javaan
I have been alerted to the opening of a new chaikhanah going by the sinister sounding name Pak Tea House just around the block. And it was no newsmonger but one of the proprietors of the new place himself. I thought Raza Rumi was a decent person who came in once in a while because he liked my milkshake. [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 3 so far )Dear General Sahib, please take off the uniform.
Our glorious leader, General Musharraf has said he will not take off his uniform until his re-election through the current assemblies. Politicos have pointed out the unconstitutionality of such a situation. They say an assembly cannot re-elect a president for a full second term. As if a military dictator, cum chief executive, cum president until [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )Talibaat-e- Jamia Hafsa dance for the jehadis
I found this video on youtube a while ago. What better time than now to share some hijabi gyrations.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far )Cell Phone (mobile) snatching in Pakistan
A while ago, while probing the matter of our hidden mehdi – the Justice Rana Bhagwandas, I and many others were perplexed by the seeming inability of all to get in touch with him much less find the man. We wondered aloud if the judge had a cell phone. If yes, could someone please give [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Sheikh Rashid’s Prayer
“ Oh Allah, how humble I feel before your grace today. My knees are shaking, my head unable to erect and my eyes unable to shut off tears. Today I bow to your infinite wisdom, for it is only you who gives and takes away all worldly things; fortune, fame and hair.
There were days when [...]
