Jamia Hafsa Ninjas
Chaikhanah exclusive: Cell phone video of the unveiling of Mullah Abdul Aziz in burqa
Yes, dear patrons we have just acquired a cell phone video of the discovery and unveiling of the Amir-ul-momineen from Lal Masjid as he tried to escape in a burqa. We are very thankful to the female officer who shot this video on her cell phone. We are also very thankful to the chaikhanah chota who [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )Was the whole Lal masjid issue an ISI produced drama?
That question has been asked by numerous people. It is a natural question considering the heavy fisted treatment metted out to previous challengers to the Pakistani establishment. Civil and Military governments in pakistan have not been known to handle the threat of armed opposition lightly. And neither should they. Anarchists have to be dealt with severely to ensure peace [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )Burqay ke neeche kya hai, pardey ke peche kya hai
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This news is a bit old, but we have had it under warming lamps and it is still consumable. So lets have at it with some karak chai and a couple of fresh khatais for good measure. The government has recently stopped Ajoka Theaters from conducting any further performances of its satirical musical production [...]
The Land Grab behind the Lal Masjid / Jamia Hafsa drama
Ninjas from the Jamia Hafsa have been illegally occupying the children’s library. Mind you it is the only public children’s library in the capital city of Islamabad. That alone says some things about the priorities of our people but lets save that for a later thread. When I first heard the news, I was a little bemused and [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 5 so far )Talibaat-e- Jamia Hafsa dance for the jehadis
I found this video on youtube a while ago. What better time than now to share some hijabi gyrations.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far )Ab tera kya banega Kaliya
On Friday, the citizens of Islamabad were blessed with the establishment of a new court system, with its own jurisprudence, and its own methods of imposing verdicts. The Lal Masjid mufti courts have been established by a group of rebellious islamists. It is going to run parallel to the two existing parallel court system that [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Hope is alive; Lal masjid website taken down
Yes, our lovely patrons, the online mouthpiece of the blood red temple of doom is out of commission.
The talibaan of Islamabad went out of their way today when they set up their court system and threatened the government and people of Pakistan with suicide bombings. I am hoping that this is a permanent thing. Hopefully initiated [...]
The Hafsa Ninja abduction case: what now?
On the third day, auntie Shamim, as the kidnapped woman was known to her neighbours, was finally released by her captors along with her family. But not before they were forced to record a meia culpa in front of media. The supporters of Laathi raj are now pointing out that statement as proof positive that she was involved in said activities. Not many have pointed out that the statement was extracted under extreme [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )Jamia Hafsa Ninjas on the rampage again
Ninja, the word conjures up images of trained killers acting as hired guns for their evil masters. Performing sabotage, espionage, and assassinations to subvert civil society. Katanas and throwing stars aside, the ninjas real weapon was fear. They conquered through fear, employing tactics that can only be defined today as terrorism. It took the state [...]
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